Will Carollo

• Date: Jun 03, 2018

• Hand: R

• Location: Milwaukee, WI

FINALLY - thank the Lord!! No one ever persisted like Will Carollo, the newest and most decorated HALL OF ORG inductee. Arriving from Milwaukee for just one purpose - to be inducted into his fourth hall of fame and the most meaningful one - the HALL OF ORG. To accomplish this goal, Will completely ignored San Diego's beaches, museums, and other sites and spent countless hours on the roof. At first, Will's induction seemed quite hopeless. Despite having a silky smooth swing and insightful coaching from his talented wife, Mo, Will was consistently left and short of ORG. And when he did ORG, he managed to neutralize the ORG by hitting the hazard. The Director, hoping to eventual get off the roof and stop hearing Will's commentary about every shot, seriously considered falsely proclaiming ORGs to ensure Will's induction, but resisted this temptation. Then the unexpected happened. Inspired by Steph Curry's 3-point record performance, and as the sun was setting on June 3, 2018, Will suddenly announced he wanted to return to the roof one last time. Everyone complained that this would be another act of sheer folly. But to the crowd's utter amazement, Will had 4 ORGS in 2 games without hitting the hazard while thrashing his opponent. As the crowd dispersed, many could be heard muttering "even a blind squirrel can find a nut!" You may recognize Will as a two time Super Bowl Referee or as the Head of the Big Ten Football Referees or the Italian-American Man of 2018, but from this time forward, his claim to fame will surely be premised upon his unrelenting drive to be inducted into the HALL OF ORG. In fact, from this moment forward, Will Carollo wishes to be known as "Inductee Will." If you bump into Inductee Will, please extend him a warm congratulations; and it is strongly suggested that you challenge him to a game rather than his wife Mo, a quiet assassin, who knows all to well that if she doesn't get it done today, she can do it tomorrow.