Thomas Wayda

• Date: Jan 08, 2014

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PROCLAMATION : A 2013 Christmas Day miracle at the HALL OF ORG! Escaping Chicago, Thomas Fredrick Wayda, with a jacked-up hand and an abbreviated golf swing, ORGED on his very first ball. Sadly, it was his practice shot. Everyone murmured that Thomas had shot his wad and would never ORG again on Christmas Day. Yet, in front of his encouraging mother Elva and pitted against his skilled, but slow brother Andy, Thomas ORGED in the second inning while shouting Terrie, for reasons unknown. While Andy bravely played on, Thomas ended up on top. It has been said that God works in strange ways, but certainly nothing stranger than Thomas ORGING twice on Christmas Day. Please graciously welcome Thomas into the HALL OF ORG, and do not begrudge the divine intervention. It should be noted that Thomas' niece Lily won the mini-marshmallow shooting contest, and if a HALL OF MARSHMALLOW is ever established, Lily should be inducted.