Steve Director

• Date: Nov 04, 2019

• Hand: R

• Location: Wilmington, DE

Sure, he had 3 ORGS within 20 minutes at the age of 67, a most remarkable feat. Sure, he utterly dominated his opponents. Sure, he is a vice-commodore and has more sailing trophies than his mantel can hold. Sure, he graduated from our nation's foremost law school and is a renowned lawyer in Wilmington, DE but still changes his car's oil and spark plugs. Sure, he has dated more women than the HALL OF ORG has whiffle balls. Sure, he fearlessly skis black diamond slopes. Sure, he is an accomplished mixologist and chef. So why is Steve DIrector a bottom row inductee?? No it isn't because the conditions were perfect, the ORG was moved forward, and the ficus was cut back. It is solely because of his pedestrian pose!! If you are ever in Wilmington and want to sail away on his boat, Stowe Away, track down Steve Director, and surely he will oblige.