Date: Dec 30, 2023
Hand: R
Location: San Diego, CA
BAM!! POW! ZOWIE!
A 38-run victory on 12/30/23 with an ORG and a margin of victory of 24 runs. Those are not typos. Numbers previously thought not possible.
Who did this? The Golf Gladiator or The Dominator or The Thrasher? No, it was The Crusher aka Matt Hiser from MIssion Hills who was born to wedge. Yes, it was a doubles match and sure Matt had a skilled partner, but he carried his team, against two experienced players who constantly pleaded, some might say whined, for mercy after the second inning.
Matt ignored those pleads and continued the onslaught with a glancing shot off ORG's right shoulder in the third inning and even (unnecessarily) upped his game in the fourth and fifth inning .
I know many may be quite upset with The Crusher running up the score. But let's remember pity is not a virtue when playing at the HALL OF ORG. So please give our new inductee a warm welcome and address Matt forever more as The Crusher. And remember, although The Crusher may seem quite charming and nice, he is a very dangerous man with a wedge in his hands.