Maddy Clemons

• Date: Feb 18, 2024

• Hand: R

• Location: San Francisco, CA

SO STARTLING, SO THRILLING!  Likely, the most suspenseful match in the history of the HALL OF ORG, resulting in the induction of Rachel McAdams' doppleganger - Maddy Clemons, who traveled from San Francisco for the purpose of ORGING. Upon arriving at the HALL on February 18, 2024, Maddy proudly recited the HALL's newly published rules to The DIrector's delight and expressed great confidence in ORGING although she had never golfed. 

After Maddy's first swing, the crowd murmured  -  "so cute but has no game." Shot after shot into the wall.  Finally in the third inning, Maddy cleared the wall and scored and went on to win her match against her roommate Sophie, a highly skilled inductee - to the crowd's amazement. Maddy pleaded for another match- everyone asked why and shouted "don't put the title at risk!" Maddy replied "not to worry" and despite her unorthodox swing and inexperience, she won again. 

Maddy pleaded for another match - "give me one more chance to ORG!" The DIrector utterly perplexed at Maddy's success decided to play along with Sophie. The crowd bellowed  "unfair" but Maddy gleefully accepted the challenge. The match had many lead changes and went extra innings.  In the top of the 7th, Maddy inspired by the playing of her theme song - Brown Eyed Girl -  Maddy shouted "this is for you Van Morrison" and launched a beautiful high-arching shot hitting ORG's helmet. The crowd gasped in shock and then wildly cheered! Both Sophie and The DIrector were hopelessly shaken and collapsed, leaving Maddy as the victor.

The HALL is so honored to induct Maddy - its first Hoosier inductee. She is a testament that although experience is important, a big heart matters much more when trying to ORG! If you bump into Maddy, don't let her Rachel McAdams' cuteness fool you or you will likely be another one of her victims.