Kevin Lunn

• Date: Jan 07, 2013

• Hand: R

• Location: Santa Barbara, CA

Given that his golf swing is as classic as his major, Kevin Lunn's ORG on the calm afternoon of January 4, 2013 came as no surprise; but no one expected Kevin's ORG would be so historic. This Yale Cross Country captain,Humanity Major, and modern-day Philosophe-blogger exuded a cool confidence as he gripped his 9-iron, channeled his mastery of ancient Greece, and turned roof-golf into an art form. Displaying the intellect of Socretes and the guile of Dolus, within two attempts Kevin rocked ORG'S helmet with a direct hit and started shouting "eureka," which for non-humanity majors is a famous exclamation attributed to Archimedes, and "orgasmos," which most of us surely understand. His was the fastest ORG in the illustrious history of the HALLOFORG. Rather than vigorously try to thwart Kevin's induction over the next 2 innings, his female opponents simply swooned as if they had just met Adonis. Hence, in less time than it takes to read Homer's Iliad, Kevin was eligible for induction. Given his reported Aristotelian virtue, concerns were immediately raised whether Kevin would have the stamina to ORG again within an hour. Kevin assuaged such concerns by rapidly ORGING 2 more times. It is hoped that Kevin will soon make the trek from Santa Barbara to San Diego so we can again witness his Herculean athletic feats. Please give a shout out to Kevin and warmly welcome him into the HALLOFORG. On a worrisome note, Yale has now surpassed Virginia as the school with the most ORGERS. Who would have ever thought!!