Ken Proctor

• Date: Feb 11, 2013

• Hand: L

• Location: San Diego, CA

ZAP! The famed electrician Ken Proctor, a San Diego native who is much better known for his Elvis impersonation than his left-handed golf swing, made history on February 11, 2013 by orging twice in a 3-inning match. On this historic day, Ken claimed to have been a roof-golf virgin and scared of heights, which caused many in the crowd to chant "hustler and ringer" after he easily won his match. Ken's electrifying accomplishment created marital discord right before Valentine's Day when Ken in response to his wife's question - How was your day?" proudly announced that he had "ORGED at a customer's house and not just once!" Ken's wife was initially upset that he had spent the day trying to ORG. But once she learned that Ken had been inducted into the renowned HALL OF ORG, she rejoiced at his wondrous achievement and proclaimed - "There could be no finer Valentine's Day present!" The HALL OF ORG is pleased to announce that all is now well at Ken's house. Although many may have been shocked by Ken's electric roof-golf performance, including the forlorn Bob Walker, let us all heartily welcome him into the HALL OF ORG.