Date: Jul 05, 2014
Hand: L
Location: Lincoln, NE
Finally, mid-America is represented in the HALL OF ORG! Many have recently noticed that the HALL is sorely lacking in Huskers, Okies, etc. NO MORE!! On July 5, 2014, the HALL OF ORG witnessed its first lefty ORG by a natural right-hander! Josh Ostrom, born and raised in Nebraska and better known for his right-handed pitching skills and sage physical therapy advice, returned to the HALL from Chicago on his way to Nebraska. Josh was so determined to be inducted that he constantly selected Simi to be his opponent to ensure induction if he ORGED. Initially, it appeared Josh would be returning to Nebraska empty-handed. But after hours on the roof, with both Simi and the Director praying for Josh to somehow ORG, their prayers were answered by the hand of God knocking Josh's ball out of the ficus and glancing off the ORG's left shoulder. Needless to say, this was all Josh needed to win his match and ensure his induction. You can usually find Josh somewhere between Chicago and Lincoln. If so, congratulate him and beware if he challenges you to a match and says he will play left-handed.