Johanna Kouw

• Date: Jul 28, 2013

• Hand: R

• Location: Amsterdam

Sunday, July 28, 2013 was a historic day for the HALL OF ORG. For those who doubted that the HALL would become international, doubt no more! For those who doubted that a septuagenarian could ORG, doubt no more! On July 28, Johanna Kouw, a renowned Dutch golfer who trained in Amsterdam, arrived on the roof stylishly dressed. During warm-ups, Johanna seemed disinterested in roof-golf and sweetly talked about about her darling grandchildren and flower arranging. She was matched against Hank, her loving husband of 54 years, and her devoted daughter Yvonne; and everyone thought Johanna would only half-heartedly try beat them. Yet, once the match began, on her VERY first swing, Johanna bellowed "strijdkreet" - a Dutch war cry - and ORGED! Throughout the 5-inning match, Johanna consistently assaulted ORG, and once the score reached 9-0, Hank and Yvonne pleaded for the enactment of a mercy rule. Yet, Johanna denied their request and continued her scoring ways. The HALL OF ORG is honored to have inducted Johanna, its first European, its first septuagenarian, and its first grandmother. Please all heartily welcome our newest inductee Johanna Kouw to the HALL OF ORG. It is suggested that you pray for rain if you are ever matched against her.