Jake Dejno

• Date: Apr 08, 2018

• Hand: R

• Location: San Francisco, CA

April 8, 2018 was historic for the HALL OF ORG - many, many firsts! Finally, the HALL has an inductee, male or female, who wore Lululemon leggings while ORGING. The HALL has its first inductee who was The Prince of a weekend bachelor party and envisions himself as 007. The Hall now has an inductee who is a skilled volleyball player, but whose fiancee Chelsea is noticeably better. Did just one person accomplish all this? Yes! Who is this person?! Jake Dejno. Where is he from? Milwaukee. Was his ORG without controversy? Absolutely, not! Jake lost in the first round of a single elimination doubles tourney, only to be allowed (after much debate) to re-enter this tourney. As we all know, such re-entry was unprecedented. In the finals, Jake's second-inning ORG barely grazed ORG's right shoulder just behind ORG's epaulette. After careful consideration, The Director declared "ORG!" But the unruly crowd vehemently and repeatedly chanted "no, no!" But as expected, instant replay confirmed The Director's declaration. Thereafter, his opponents Dale and Trox were demoralized and utterly collapsed, allowing Jake and Tyson to handily win their match. But there is more. After a weekend of minimum sleep, an intense roof golf tourney, and a raucous induction ceremony, Jake still had the strength for one more first - he single-handedly righted a downed mosaic pillar at the HALL. It is difficult to rank these "firsts" but this feat may have been Jake's greatest. No question that the HALL is fortunate to have this new inductee. If you are in San Francisco, please make a point to locate and congratulate Jake. But if I were you, I would not make fun of his Lululemon leggings given his Herculean strength.