Jack Valentine

• Date: Jun 03, 2017

• Hand: R

• Location: San Francisco, CA

Well, this was a first - an orange-ball inductee!! The HALL OF ORG has seen many a golfer, but none as efficient and understated as Jack Ridges Valentine from Chicago. Given that it was Thomas Dudley's bachelor party tourney and the wind was blustery, the orange balls were busted out for the much anticipated finals - Jack v. Nate. To the crowd's delight, Jack dominated Nate from the get-go. Although he did not need to do so for the win, Jack drilled the ORG just to show that he could. Don't think that Jack Ridges Valentine is a one-trick pony. There is a movement afoot to establish a HALL OF SOCCER-GOLF, and surely, Jack would be one of its first inductees. As his girlfriend as repeatedly said - Jack's feet may be even better than his hands. Jack is now based in San Francisco. If you bump into him, please extend a hearty congrats. Don't be fooled by his demurrer demeanor, Jack is a veritable assassin.