Date: Dec 16, 2022
Hand: R
Location: St. Louis, MO
What a magnificent day for the HALL OF ORG!
Its first inductee from The Show-Me State, its first inductee of a Princeton Captain (ice hockey), its first inductee of a medical doctor, its first bare-footed inductee, and the induction of Maddy's swing coach. If you are thinking there were 5 inductees, you would be wrong. Instead, think of the mighty Jack Berger.
After stumbling upon its website, Jack flew from Philly to the HALL OF ORG in a fervent quest for golfing glory. Sure he has a smooth swing, but after day one, everyone was questioning if Jack had the required mental fortitude when he started to slice shots into the adjoining yard. He appeared to be a desperate, broken man. But the next day, after a focused practice session Jack regrouped and put on a dominating, merciless ORGful performance - scoring an impressive 19 runs to his opponent's measly 4.
The HALL OF ORG is thrilled and honored to have its newest inductee. If you bump into Jack, please extend a hearty congratulations, but don't let his disarming boyish smile fool you, he is a true sports assassin - so beware!