Date: April 22, 2024
Hand: R
Location: Osaka, Japan
We all know Hideki Matsuyama, Ichiro Suzuki, and Shohei Ontani. Now the world will know Hiroko Drogin who recently joined the ranks of the greatest Japanese athletes. Hiroko Drogin known as Hiro, traveled 6,000 miles from Osaka, Japan and arrived at the HALL OF ORG on April 22, 2024 in hopes of being inducted. The large crowd initially thought she seemed much too nice and polite to be a competitive athlete. But they were quickly proven wrong. With her very first swing, Hiro ORGED after her ball ricocheted off the bench and the spectators, who had never seen such a thing, gasped and then yelled "KISEKI!" But it was no miracle! Hiro ORGED again and mercilessly ran up the score against The Director who had no chance of winning and was considering a dignified exit via seppuku by the 4th inning.
Never in the history of the HALL OF ORG has there been a more lethal assassin with such a gracious, sweet, and demure demeanor. If you run into her, please warmly congratulate Hiro on her induction and don't EVER underestimate her athlete prowess - under that sweet appearance is the heart of a lion ready to devour you.