Bryan Hubberts

• Date: Dec 24, 2017

• Hand: R

• Location: San Diego, CA

HOLY COW! Oops, HOLY STEER HEAD! At the HALL OF ORG's western-theme party on December 24, 2017, ORG was displaced for a roping steer head and lariat. Many desperately tried, but no one could skillfully handle the lariat until cowboy Bryan Hubberts finally got off his horse and decisively won the roping contest. Just to show that his victory was no fluke, Bryan roped Jesse on the run. (Yes, surprisingly - cowboy Bryan is the renowned surfer from North County.) Then off the roof Bryan went. You could say that no cowboy could successfully play roof golf - but you would be so wrong. The steer head, about 1/10th the surface area of ORG, became the 4-run target. You could say no one could hit such a small target- but again you would be so wrong. In the second inning, Bryan, who handles a golf club as well as he handles a lariat, launched a laser-like shot striking the steer's left eye. You could say that Bryan was lucky and would not win his match - but again you would be so wrong. Despite everyone requesting a shirtless induction photo, modest Bryan declined but still managed the sexiest pose in the HALL's history. One wonders if the HALL has ever seen such stunning accomplishments in one day. Of course, it was unanimous that Bryan will be a top row inductee. And yes, the Director is well aware that this write-up seems like a fable, but he stands by each and every word. ps. With Bryan's skills and Joanna's brains, their soon-to-be born child will surely be a future inductee.