Date: Apr 16, 2017
Hand: R
Location: Boston, MA
Mission Accomplished! Never before have two traveled so far to accomplish so much. For the HALL OF ORG's famed Easter Tourney, Liam Harty traveled 13,252 miles to be teamed with his younger, but decidedly cuter brother Brendan, a renowned dog-whisperer from Boston who traveled 2,584 miles in hopes of being inducted so he could join Liam and their dad in the HALL. In the third inning of the finals, Brendan, with his eyes tightly closed, launched a shot headed toward the pine tree, but it mysteriously made a left turn and violently hit ORG's left shoulder. The normally subdued Brendan immediately pranced in circles while bellowing - "Any questions?" - which is the Hartys' version of trash talk.Thereafter, Brendan swung with his eyes closed and his shots appeared well off-target, only to land in the yellow hoop. The crowd began chanting " check the balls!" The Director, who had never seen anything like this, leaped into action - but nothing seemed amiss. Therefore, Brendan's induction went forward. However, during his photo session, it became clear that Brendan's dog-whispering ability extended to whiffle balls- how else could he levitate them???? Brendan's unprecedented use of mental telepathy prompted an emergency session of the Rules Committee. After a heated debate, the Rules Committee upheld Brendon's induction as it was acknowledged that roof-golf is more mental than physical and ball control is more important than power. Indeed, given his uncanny mental abilities, the Rules Committee declared Brendon to be a top-row inductee. If you have the good fortune of running into Brendan, please extend him a Harty congratulations. But if he begins to close his eyes, make sure you have a secure grasp on your wallet.