Brady Beckman

• Date: Apr 12, 2017

• Hand: R

• Location: Nebraska

Holy Corn -- another Cornhusker inducted into the HALL! But not without controversy. On April 8, 2017, Brady M. Beckman, a ginger right fielder unable to hit a breaking ball (and some have even said any moving ball), arrived from Nebraska hoping to be inducted. Given the gusting winds and Brady's initial cluelessness, his induction chances seemed quite bleak. However, inexplicably Brady began to thoroughly dominate the HALL's Troll, and in the 4th inning Brady's shot directly hit ORG's left arm (a rare occurrence indeed.) During his induction speech in which he constantly referred to himself as No. 16, Brady credited his success to having "thunder in my stick." Immediately following his induction ceremony, Brady claimed he had to promptly leave. Hence, even though the Director was puzzled by Brady's massive torso on top of such skinny legs and what was meant by "thunder in my stick," the Director waived off the mandatory urine test - how could Brady possibly find PED's in Nebraska reasoned the Director. However, soon thereafter, the HALL learned that Brady's wife is an very accomplished pharmacist!!! Accordingly, Brady has been ordered back to the HALL for his testing, but he refuses to comply. The Rules Committee, after a heated debate including whether or not Brady's pointing figure in his induction photo represented a syringe, decided to honor Brady's induction because the Director erred in waiving off the PED testing. However, if you ever run into Brady please convince him to pee into a cup and promptly forward it to the HALL in hopes of eliminating the cloud hanging over his induction. Brady and his pharmacist-wife can be found in Tampa. Wait a minute, isn't Tampa the PED capital of America? Is that just a coincidence??