Andrew Harrison

• Date: Aug 21, 2016

• Hand: R

• Location: Whitefish, Montana

This is NOT a joke - Andrew Harrison from Whitefish, Montana and fresh from the Olympic games in Rio scored 18 runs in a 5 inning game. Sure, the conditions were perfect, the balls were new, and the clubs were clean; but still, it was shocking that Andrew was so dominant in his Sunday morning match after his futile efforts on Friday and Saturday. Striking ORG's left eye in the first inning would have been enough for most, but Andrew then promptly struck ORG's helmet with a classic high-arching shot. At that moment, Andrew was a pace to shatter the record for most runs in a 5 inning game; but sadly, yet expectedly, Andrew lost stamina after orging in rapid succession, but he still managed a comfortable win. Andrew now lives in Boston and interacts with high-profile athletes but none who can legitimately be called a multiple ORGER. Rumor has it, P&G is now extremely interested in sponsoring Andrew, or even better - the HALL. If that happens, Andrew will still remember his humble beginnings - a Fiji fantasy football weekend at the HALL that forever changed his life. Whether you see Andrew in Boston or at the next Olympics, please give him a hearty congratulations for his induction.